And why didn't Satan help you out any? I mean, you did what he told you. Of course, he probably realized what a dumbass you were...
Cramps are unbelievable. I can't believe that dumb whore Eve. And what an asshole "god" is to make all women suffer like this. Of course, I already knew "god" was an asshole. But, this is probably worse than hell...
It's like someone is taking a wrecking ball... And smashing from side to side of my stomach. On top of that I have a migraine the size of Alaska. And my back feels like it's being beaten with a metal pipe. Then, I black out. So, I'm trying to clean up the water that is all over my carpet. My entire apartment flooded. Because "god" makes me have a period. I'm losing so much blood that I can't believe the Red Cross hasn't showed up asking for donations. So I stop up the toilet. And I'm on 2400 mg of Ibuprofen. So, of course, I don't notice that the toilet is still running. I go back to sleep. I wake three hours later. My entire bathroom is soaked. It seeped into the carpet in my hall, bedroom, and computer room. It leaked through the ceiling. Into my kitchen, onto the microwave and refrigerator. Into the living room, all over the carpet.
I know you are all excited to learn about my period.
Anyway, I was trying to clean up the water. The wet vac falls up. Dumps all the water I just cleaned back onto the carpet. It turns itself on. I almost die from electrocution due to a faulty wet vac while I am cleaning up toilet water.
